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Chasers of the Dragon

Welcome to another action packed Dragon newsletter the only newsletter
to be protested by both mothers against drunk driving and mothers of
the Hitler youth. Last week's show opening up for the Nillaz at pianos
was incredible and we want to thank everyone for coming out. Big ups
and much love to our boy Mike Star for sponsoring the after party in
Vegas, your jet is fucking sick! And we will never forget what you did
with those eight Asian whores. We love you Mike! (Look for him on
myspace).

Getting to the show was an incredible journey in it self. We are lucky
to have survived the expedition that has left us both scared physically
and emotionally. During the trip we encountered an evil gang of
Latino youths, who accused us of doing something to some girl named
Mary Cone. We took on twelve of those feisty bastards and Greg was
horribly scratched by one of their pencil thin beards. Jonathan was
declared legally dead for twenty minutes when a particular fat one
jumped on him. Thankfully Greg was able to fashion a tiny defibrillator
and resurrect him. The Dragon mourns the loss of those twelve young
boys had hope their death's will help stop future generations from
fucking with the force of the Dragon.

Our sojourn inspired Greg to write this poem:

The snow was bounding and abundant.
We trudged. Trudged trudged. Through that…….snow.
Both our footprints side by side….stride by……..stride. Until the
path became much harder. OH SO HAAARD!…..So hard. Then there was
just one set of footprints. You thought that I had abandoned you. BUT
NO SIR! That Jonathan is when I carried you. HE CARRIED YOU!!!

We hope every one is having a merry black history month, Chasing the
dragon mourns the loss of Coretta Scott King, whoever the fuck she is.
In honor of black history month we have decided to abolish slavery, so
go free my brothers and breathe the air for the first time as free
men.

This week

Jason Good
Matt Gallagher
Mike O'rourke
Matt Daly

Starring
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall

www.GregBarris.com
www.JonathanRandall.com
www.Dragonchasers.Blogspot.com

Chasing the Dragon is EVERY Friday: Feb 24th, March 3, 10, 17, 24 @ 10pm,
192 Mott @ Kenmare (Downstairs)

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This FRIDAY @ 10pm

Chasing The Dragon!

Welcome to the world of DRAGON! Chasers of the Dragon UNITE!

We’re sorry to see black history month come to and end. We hope everyone’s black history month was full of black people. Were petitioning for black history month to be in March next year. Black people have enough to wine about besides having the shortest month. Why is it in February? February is cold, black people don’t even like the cold. What the fuck does February have to do with black people anyway? How come there’s now Greek-Jew history month. Like May or April should be Greek-Jew month. Where we celebrate all things Greek-Jew by putting money in the bank and fucking a little boy in the ass.

We’ve been having a lot to celebrate lately. First for Fat Tuesday we spent the night taking whisky shots and snorting cocaine off a fat girl named Tuesday’s tits. Then all day today for Ash Wednesday we drank holy water and snorted coke off an ashy black nun named Wednesday’s ass. Haven’t people heard of lotion, GOD! GO LENT! For lent were giving up our usual glamorization of sex, alcohol and drugs. We’re not cool because we do a lot of drugs and have a lot of sex. We’re cool because were wasted and we just blew our load over this fat bitches face. (Fonzie:“ayeee”) (how did fonzie get here? I don’t know. Why are we in parenthesis? This is weird. I feel strange. this magic moment).

The Dragon took a trip to Comic-Con. Yeah that’s right, the largest comic book convention in the WORLD! Greg won the Inuyasha card tournament. It was an intense nine hours when finally the Japanese champion Hatsuri Tanaka through a six point green attack that Greg countered with a 7 point green attack. Fuck YEAH! GREEN ATTACK BITCH! Jonathan fucked Wonder Women in the My Little Pony Pavilion while Greg was sodomizing Crystal Slipper Princess Pony in the hay feed bin. Mmmmmm Crystal Slipper Princess Pony. Check the Dragon Chasers website for pictures.


The Dragon is as awesome as ever
This weeks DRAGONS
Jimmy Faila
Mike O’Rourke
David Lee Nelson
Eliza Faria-Santos
Matt Daly


Starring
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall

Mr. Yee’s
192 Mott St. @ Kenmare

$10 gets you a beer, pizza and salvation.

Chasing The Dragon Year Two

Chasing the Dragon Year Two:

What up y’all and welcome to the evolution of revolution. The Dragon is having one hell of a second year. With a show so extraordinarily awesome it has elevated the world to a higher plane of existence, transcending all notions of laughter while creating an enlightened realm of comedic expression. So suck our hairy, sweaty, bloody balls!
(When we say “bloody” we are not adopting the commonly used British colloquialism, we mean soaked in virgin blood.) (Greg wanted to mean soaked in cunt blood, but I thought that was going to far. I have really grown.)

Just voted “the best show you don’t know about,” by Al Jazera.

“Two fists way up!!” Fisting Magazine.

The only comedy show ever frequented by Lester Bangs.

We want to congratulate all of our readers for being a part of the world and for having the ability to read.

Friday February 10th the Dragon embarks on yet another perilous mission to bring laughter to the minds of those corrupted by corporate America, plagued by mass consumerism, and brainwashed by a propaganda driven media. It is going to fucking rock! Fuck all conventions the Dragon is on a roll! Witness the last show before we hit the road for our national tour and travel all the way to the Lower East Side, that’s a whole different zip code, motherfuckers!

Now accepting roadie and gaffer resumes.
Girls make sure to enter for a chance to become the coveted Chasing the Dragon fluff girl. By sending a haiku on why you are most qualified for this position to Randallathan@gmail.com

That’s right we have a blood sucking good show at Mr.’ Yee’s this Friday the 10th, and on February 17th, Chasing the Dragon will destroy Piano’s. Join us as we bring the Dragon to Piano’s on Ludlow to open up for the Nillaz. We are unstoppable! Check Ticket Master for more tour dates.

We are thrilled to announce that the Dragon now has its very own original theme song. Created by John Williams, and performed by our very own musical prodigy Sam. Don’t miss this weeks Dragon now with live music.

THIS WEEK SPECIAL GUEST HOST NILLAZ FRONTMAN JAVA
That’s right everyone’s favorite chocolatier attempts to sling some jokes.
Join us for the Dragons first celebrity host.

FEATURING
Mike O’Rourke
Warren Hollstein
Jordon Ferber


STARRING
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall

192 Mott St. @ Kenmare (Downstairs)
$10 includes one beer, pizza, and freedom.
www.gregbarris.com
www.jonathanrandall.com
www.dragonchasers.blogspot.com


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Chase the Fucking DRAGON!

Every Friday @ 10pm!

$10 Gets you a beer, pizza and your FREEDOM.

Mr. Yee's
192 Mott St. @ Kenmare
www.lassonyc.com